It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
- Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
- Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
- Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
- Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
- As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
- Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
- Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.
just in case guys
Is this how Dean Winchester escaped his coffin guys?
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.
omg that kid totally just phased through his body i cant believe they let this go to the final cut thats so lazy. this film has a multi million dollar budget this is unacceptable how could the animators miss that
omg wow, I’m so disappointed in you Dreamworks. I thought you guys were professionals.
ya, lazy much? Honestly, I am disappoint.
This happens several times throughout the film, especially to the Jack Frost character. In one scene, we can see him clearly positioned between the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus…
But in the next shot, he’s gone completely!
This is just lazy animation! If Dreamworks thought that we won’t notice, they were seriously kidding themselves.
And people wonder why I’m in the DreamWorks fandom.
reason #27375 why you shouldn’t watch rise of the guardians.
I mean, one of the main characters didn’t have their voice actor in the credits!!!
Whoever voiced Sandy, I am so, so sorry.
so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.
I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me
boys are fucking stupid
rip his fucking head off
…and then shit on his neck forreal
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL.
Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.
THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRY.
ALL THOSE STUPID WEHEARTIT USERS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH TIME ARTISTS SPEND ON THEIR DRAWINGS.
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU LIKE.
PLEASE SOURCE THE FUCKING ART WHENEVER YOU UPLOAD ART THAT ISN’T YOURS.
CREDIT THE FUCKING ARTIST!!!
STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG
this is beautiful
I LOVE IT
Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.
WHY DID HE THINK THAT WAS HOW GUITARS WORKED
can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
are we sure that it’s a human and a giant pencil and not a cute-sized human with an average sized pencil?
I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers
Literally had one three days ago
Yo, that’s what started my issues on Tuesday that I’m just getting over today.