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Summertime Sadness

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Summertime Sadness

9 hours ago  -  via - source  

How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin. 

suzannqueenofhell:

awkward-fallen-demon-in-221b:

freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

Is this how Dean Winchester escaped his coffin guys?

yes, exactly.

9 hours ago  -  via - source  

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

9 hours ago  -  via - source  

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

9 hours ago  -  via - source  

You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

9 hours ago  -  via - source  
mooneymannyinthesky:

kai-the-rainbowchild:

trick-mun:

askladypitchiner:

missdoodle:

r0bout:

omg that kid totally just phased through his body i cant believe they let this go to the final cut thats so lazy. this film has a multi million dollar budget this is unacceptable how could the animators miss that
movie ruined

omg wow, I’m so disappointed in you Dreamworks. I thought you guys were professionals. 

ya, lazy much? Honestly, I am disappoint.

This happens several times throughout the film, especially to the Jack Frost character. In one scene, we can see him clearly positioned between the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus…

But in the next shot, he’s gone completely!

This is just lazy animation! If Dreamworks thought that we won’t notice, they were seriously kidding themselves.

And people wonder why I’m in the DreamWorks fandom.

reason #27375 why you shouldn’t watch rise of the guardians.
I mean, one of the main characters didn’t have their voice actor in the credits!!!
Whoever voiced Sandy, I am so, so sorry.

mooneymannyinthesky:

kai-the-rainbowchild:

trick-mun:

askladypitchiner:

missdoodle:

r0bout:

omg that kid totally just phased through his body i cant believe they let this go to the final cut thats so lazy. this film has a multi million dollar budget this is unacceptable how could the animators miss that

movie ruined

omg wow, I’m so disappointed in you Dreamworks. I thought you guys were professionals. 

ya, lazy much? Honestly, I am disappoint.

This happens several times throughout the film, especially to the Jack Frost character. In one scene, we can see him clearly positioned between the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus…

image

But in the next shot, he’s gone completely!

image

This is just lazy animation! If Dreamworks thought that we won’t notice, they were seriously kidding themselves.

And people wonder why I’m in the DreamWorks fandom.

reason #27375 why you shouldn’t watch rise of the guardians.

I mean, one of the main characters didn’t have their voice actor in the credits!!!

Whoever voiced Sandy, I am so, so sorry.

9 hours ago  -  via - source  
9 hours ago  -  via - source  

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

9 hours ago  -  via - source  

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lexlifts:

the-barghinator:

gracefthannah:

boys are fucking stupid

rip his fucking head off

…and then shit on his neck forreal

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

kageromoku:

artbymoga:

Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL.
Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.

THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME FUCKING ANGRY.

ALL THOSE STUPID WEHEARTIT USERS DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH TIME ARTISTS SPEND ON THEIR DRAWINGS.

I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU LIKE.

PLEASE SOURCE THE FUCKING ART WHENEVER YOU UPLOAD ART THAT ISN’T YOURS.

CREDIT THE FUCKING ARTIST!!!

water-pony:

shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

WHY DID HE THINK THAT WAS HOW GUITARS WORKED

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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nonymoose:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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are we sure that it’s a human and a giant pencil and not a cute-sized human with an average sized pencil?

Reblog this if you’ve ever cried, had a panic attack or an anxiety attack because of school stress 

dauntlessardor:

zeldalovexd:

lordelgay:

I’m trying to prove a point to my mum and teachers

Literally had one three days ago

Yo, that’s what started my issues on Tuesday that I’m just getting over today.